May 2012
27 posts
when a teacher grades your paper & writes a note... →
wowfunniestposts:
“WTF DOES IT SAY?”
this blog is epic
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
April 2012
74 posts
From day 1 I should’ve known what kind of person you were. To a certain extent, I did know. I just didn’t want to believe it.
“We all do things we desperately wish we could undo. Those regrets just become...”
– Libba Bray (via creatingaquietmind)
my dad's thoughts about my dress
dad: what is that?
dad: why is it so short?
dad: are you gonna go out wearing that?
dad: you're not going to wear that.
me:
dad:
me: -puts on shoes-
lol not my dad but my mom
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body
When I sing... →
wowfunniestposts:
at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
this blog is hilarious
Accepting you're going to fail your exams and... →
